Self, while we're talking...

let me remind you of one other thing.

Just because you have backed out of the garage and driveway hundreds of times before with nothing obstructing your path does not mean it will always be that way.

Trust me.

So please take two seconds to scan the driveway when you open the garage door. It won't be hard to miss the big green truck in your way if you do that. And your rear bumper will thank you.

That is all.